Ridiculousness in RPG#2

One of my favorite things about 1st edition, now and when I started with it, literally as a kid, was the list of magic items in the Dungeon Master's Guide.  Of the many items listed, the artifacts and relics were always totally awesome.  I mean, who didn't want to own the Machine of Lum the Mad or the hand and eye of Vecna?  Seriously, those things were totally bad@$$, right?  

But for me, probably the MOST hardcore and awesome was this thing:

That's right,  it's Baba Yaga's Hut...all 30 rooms arranged on 3 stories inside and dancing on chicken legs...truly a real estate agent's dream!  

I really did enjoy the idea of this thing, and I liked even better that Dragon Magazine put out an adventure based on this 'artifact and relic,' designed by none other than the illustrious Roger Moore of second tier James Bond movie fame (well, no not really on that last part).

I can't say I ever played through the adventure, but I'm sure it is totally awesome and deserves a look-through when I attack that pile of old Dragons at some point.

Whatever the case may be, how  could you not want to be the owner of an 'artifact and relic' like this?  It's a house on chicken legs!  And not only that, it's a Russian house on chicken legs!  Well, maybe not always Russian, sometimes it's Polish or Bulgarian, I guess, depending on the day.  You see, this awesome, palatial, mobile home was the brainchild of the Slavic speaking people of long ago, who came up with this masterpiece of architecture.  Basically, it's tied in with the folk legends of that part of Europe, in which Baba Yaga herself owns the said domicile and she "commonly appears as either a donor, villain, or may be altogether ambiguous."  Gee, thanks for the specifics there,  internet cyclopedia...

So right, this maybe good, maybe bad, maybe both old lady made this awesome chicken legged house with like 30 rooms and stuff, and it gives you all of these randomly generated special powers, and you can have it as a player character as a magic item, if only you have just the right roll on those magic item tables!  Good Luck!  

Yeah, this thing rocks!